So you… Yeah you there.
Put on a ton of makeup and some really short shorts Okay?
Oh, and here’s a guitar. Look like you’re playing it while this other chick with badly drawn eyebrows attempts to sing. You do know how to play a guitar, right? Good!
Okay now go!
Um… I said GO!
Are you in there?
You should probably at least try to look like you’ve been in the same room with a chord progression or two…
Oh GOOD GRIEF…
I give up!